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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

whoredinarygirl:

bagmilk:

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wow it works every time

lolcomical:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

moderndonjuan:

one of the many things i love about irish folk music is its actually in a comfortable singing range

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish